St. Patrick's Day Limericks

I heard that today is St. Patty's Day.

And rhyming games seemed like a fine way

To honor the Saint.

Hope you have no complaint

'Bout the corny things I'm gonna say.

There once were two awkward ninth graders.

With faces so oily and cratered.

He thought she was pretty.

And she found him witty.

They married just eight short years later.

I have a sweet husband named Derek

So great he is almost Homeric.

90 million infinite.

Is how I'd describe it,

If my love for him were numeric.

We have a wee doggie named Maddie.

With our mailman she's often quite chatty.

She loves peanut butter.
JIF makes her heart flutter.
We hope it won't make her a fatty.

It is hard when your nickname is Kass

To write a poem that doesn't sound crass

Avoid jokes and good puns

About fannies and buns

To remain a fine lassie with class.